It happens every year, big networks have to trim the fat and cancel PERFECTLY GOOD SHOWS. Here are my favorite shows that were cancelled this year and why I will miss them so, so much……
Ever write down shorthand sketch/joke ideas years ago that you discover again and have no fucking clue what you were talking about? That’s what this is.
(Source: meanplastic, via theyounglarrydavid)
Deflated dog = euthanasia clinic. Inflated dog = desired marketing result. #saddog #pumpituporthrowitout (at Global Pet Food Outlet Express)
Think long and hard before getting bangs. You WILL inevitably grow them out and be forced to endure the Charlize Theron MONSTER phase. And you know what? It ain’t pretty. Anyone would easily turn into a killer with this look. If these things don’t grow out soon, you’ll see this Instagram pic on the 6 o’clock news. #bangproblems #MONSTER #charlizetheron will understand when I start #murdering
This van was only in my life for maybe 15 seconds, but it made me want to be a better man. #doncheto #polloloco
